Possibly one of brightest films I have ever seen is Spring Breakers. There was neon everywhere. It was like these girls walked into a Forever 21 and stole everything and then decided to rob a Chicken Shack. Spring breakers released recently and I went to see it with my very good friend. (shout out to Andrew) I had little to no expectations for this movie because It was essentially described to me as Disney girls gone wild. The more people hated it the more I thought I would love it and I did. I am going to give you a list with strategically placed bullets to describe why this is:
- Boobs. There are boobs in the first 2 minutes of this film and I am a fan of the female figure.
- I love seeing straight edge seemingly innocent girls loose their shit.
- James Franco turns himself into a seedy disgusting gang banger and it's amazing to see someone I would climb like a mountain transform themselves into someone I would avoid eye contact with at a gas station.
- James Franco is hilarious.
- Boobs. This deserves to be on my list twice.
- James Franco does a beautiful ballad rendition of Everytime by Britney Spears.
- The girls danced around him in neon ski masks with guns in matching bathing suits.
- Candy and Brit's homo-erotic relationship filled with love.
- Vanessa Hudgens makes this giggling sound in the pool. It gave me tingles.
- Those bitches kill everybody while wearing bikinis.
And there is my list. I am not ashamed to love this movie. However, dear people of the internet, I will tell you that this is not your run of the mill average film; It's intended to be an art film. If debauchery and boobs aren't your idea of a good time. Don't see this. Don't watch it thinking it'll be something different and then write a nasty review of it. This movie was beautifully made exactly as it was intended.
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